Oil Be Back
…as Arnold Schwarzenegger would say.
|I’ll Be Back: Arnie as The Terminator
And I will, Aromatherapy Associates. You betchya sweet-scented ass I’ll be back. For these luxurious oils are to stress and tension what Arnie is to the big screen: The Terminator.
One thimble-sized capful of the potent blend of essential oils found in each frosted glass bottle has the power to sucker-punch aches and pains and KO your cricked neck. The stubby 55ml bottle may not look like a Hollywood heavyweight, but don’t be fooled by it’s diminutive stature – this badboy can certainly pack a punch.
|A capful of this oil is even enough for a big bird like moi|
At first glance, I was dismissive: as a super-tall woman who stands (ok stoops) for endless hours in a beauty shop (yes, I sell similar products; I know my stuff), I have a tendency to carry a lot of tension in my neck and shoulders. When I invest in bath products I like to glug plenty into the tub. It follows that I like my bath-time buddies as I like my men: tall, generous and strong. I expect a lot of bang for my buck, so to speak. So as soon as I clocked the hefty £45 price tag on this little fella, I almost dismissed it out of hand, in much the same way I’d dismiss Danny Devito as a potential love interest. This cheeky lil chappy just wasn’t doing it for me.
|De Mama and I on our way out for a day of beauty buying|
It was my mum who persuaded me otherwise, having had a satisfying experience with it herself. “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover” she advised wisely with a knowing look “it’s worth every penny.” At five foot nothing, my pint-sized mama knows that good things can come in small packages. And boy was she right.
After a consultation during which we closed our eyes and inhaled our way through every tester in the rack, Mum opted for Deep Relax (a knockout blend of vetiver, chamomile, sandalwood and patchouli), whilst I was drawn towards Inner Strength (an uplifting combo include clary sage, frankincense, geranium and ylang ylang). I was also given a 3ml bottle of Hydrating Nourishing Face Oil as a freebie, which I obviously didn’t turn my nose up at (quite the opposite – containing jojoba oil, evening primrose, sandalwood, rose and patchouli, the aroma is absolutely divine).
I couldn’t wait to get my new fella back home and whip him out of his attractive packaging. Within minutes the bath was run and we were naked (don’t judge; older women know what they want – we don’t mess about). I sloshed a capful of the oil into my bath and slightly more than a capful of wine into my glass.
Like most people, my morning routine is a speedy shower – so when it comes to my day off or an evening of pampering, I like to set the scene with military precision: cold glass of white, lights off, candles on, hair up; ipad propped on the shelf near the bath with my favourite show on catch-up. Bliss.
My senses were instantly assaulted by the strength of the top-quality fragrance of this bath oil – my house smelt like a spa – and as I sank into the steaming water (I know it’s not good for you but I love a red-hot bath) I could literally feel the stress melting away (or that could have actually been my skin; I told you I have it too hot). Either way, the oils enveloped me in their warm embrace; any qualms about the value or efficacy of the products instantly dissolved, along with the ache in my neck and throbbing feet.
|Hydrating Nourishing Face Oil: a little goes a long way|
After the oils had worked their magic and I’d binged on my boxset, I emerged from the bath like a phoenix from the ashes: majestically restored, soothed and ready for my bed. I just had the strength to slather on the face oil – the few drops required means that even this teeny bottle will last for ages – then it’s off to the land of nod to sleep, perchance to dream…of Hollywood hunks and glamour. Hmm, perhaps I shouldn’t have dismissed Danny Devito after all….
|Small is beautiful
You can find out more and purchase Aromatherapy Associates luxurious oils, lotions and potions here. As well as being the perfect cheeky treat for yourself, they would also make a fantastic Mother’s Day gift – you can even get the bottles engraved. To get a 20% discount enter the promo code PB20 at the checkout. The code is valid until the end of April. You’re welcome 😉.