Sooo, it’s 6 weeks now until we hit Ibiza for the Clockwork Orange weekender bender<\/span><\/strong><\/a> and as I sit munching my Kettle Chips and M&S Victoria Sponge Muffins (which are, by the way, orgasmic) with all the restraint of a deranged Cookie Monster, I’m aware that at this rate I’m going to end up with a butt like Kim K on Bossa beach. The unairbrushed, lumpy version, I mean. <\/a><\/a><\/p>\n Under the watchful eye of my fellow party-loving pal, the Super-Slender Slenderiize Seller (try saying that<\/em> after a few cocktails down at Mambo’s) Lisa Jo<\/span><\/strong><\/a>, I’ll be following the Drop To Drop Programme<\/span><\/strong><\/a> for 28 days in the run-up to the holiday, starting on 1st July. So I’m hoping it’ll be “Hasta lluego, heifer” and “Hola, snake-hipped slinkstress!’ Can I pull it off? Watch this space…<\/p>\n
\nBut wait! I wanna look boss on Bossa…not the boss of a chip shop. Now, we all know that the best way to get slim and slinky for Ibiza is…to go to Ibiza. A few days of relentless clubbing with just a few scraps of tapas tossed back pelican-style as you pit-stop between parties is the best diet going.\u00a0For those of us who can’t squeeze in a pre-Ibiza Ibiza trip, I’m told there’s always these:\u00a0Slenderiize magic drop<\/b><\/span>s<\/b><\/span><\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n