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4). Intimidation<\/u><\/p>\n

If all other tactics fail, these ruthless felons will use intimidation to get their way, usually in the form of exposing themselves. Heaven help anyone who dares to mention the contentious subject of public breastfeeding in the presence of these gangsters.<\/p>\n

Under any other circumstances, displaying a naked breast in a shopping centre would result in being strong-armed by security, however the Cheeky Breeders are seemingly exempt from such societal norms since they have another human being clamped on their bangers. Stay blinkered and avoid eye contact with these political lactivists. The best course of action is complete indifference. Any facial expression is likely to result in the gang-member mounting her horse. Her high horse, that is.<\/p>\n

Beware! This gang is prolific and, as the name suggests, is sweeping the globe intent on world domination. The best way to regain control of our neighbourhoods is by mass use of contraception. Over time, and with education, less people are joining their ranks.<\/p>\n

Eventually the Cheeky Breeders, and indeed the entire human race, will cease to exist.<\/p>\n

The planet will heave a sigh of relief.<\/p>\n

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