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I’m no religious nut, but indulge me in a moment’s imaginative thinking here, if you will. When God\/Allah\/Will o’ the Wisp\/<insert name of your chosen deity here> was sitting on a cloud, idly coming up with his “commandments” during a quiet moment when he wasn’t inventing a flesh-eating spider or unfairly distributing the world’s drinking water, he left out the most important one of all : Thou Shalt Not Take Shit.<\/p>\n